PorcelainMaid Plays Co-op Game That Docks Points for Swearing
The independent Twitch streamer joined CyYu, Bricky and Jabroni Mike for a Tuesday session that ended with a schedule for the week.
INDEPENDENT — PorcelainMaid, an independent streamer on Twitch, spent a Tuesday session in a co-op game with CyYu, Bricky and Jabroni Mike, in which the group lost points for swearing. Partway through, a running tally put the group’s language penalty at 270.
The players tested what counted as a swear word. One declared that “bastard” did not count; another said “damn” did. When one voice on the stream joked about a performance review, the group kept working through the game’s tasks anyway. Later, the players revived one another after deaths and gathered books and letters scattered around a cube-shaped area. In a later round, spoken words were added to a ban list, and players traded jokes about cursive writing.
“Every game should have a push to mute.” — PorcelainMaid, signing off
Chat tracked the penalty system closely and teased the group about volume, with viewers noting that one participant, Mike, was simply that loud. The session wound down with thanks from chat for the collaboration.
At the close, PorcelainMaid said the stream was short because it was a Tuesday and the game had no mute button, which kept her from talking to chat during play. She said the stream covered the game pipes.exe along with the Critical Reflex showcase, which the group had watched through a YouTube link earlier in the evening.
She laid out the rest of the week: a movie night in her Discord server at 7 p.m. with Halloween films, a Chaos Crew collab the next day playing Machine Party and Invoker, a horror stream on Friday with full-body tracking and Five Nights at Freddy’s, and Porcelain Parlor on Saturday.
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