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Talk, Smoothie Roulette, translated from Thai

Xonebu X’thulhu Rates Viewer-Spun Mystery Smoothie 2 Out of 10 After Drinking Much of It

Ingredients drawn from a roulette wheel were blended by the streamer’s mother into one oversized, peanut-heavy glass.

Xonebu X'thulhu during “【เปิดมือ】สมูทตี้เสี่ยงทาย,” a broadcast that ran 2h 01m. Press to play from YouTube

Xonebu X’thulhu of Pixela Project drank a smoothie made from ingredients that viewers drew on a roulette wheel on Sunday, then scored it 2 out of 10. He said that being able to get it down counted as a pass.

He opened the stream on short notice after a minor mix-up behind the scenes, with a table of produce, grains and snacks laid out: mango with sweet fish sauce, pickled plum, pineapple, banana, apple, mixed grains, crispy peanuts and a salad. Viewers took turns spinning the wheel, and the early draws ran to salad, grains and plums, with the bag of crispy peanuts coming up so often that it was emptied into the first batch. The apple and the banana he had been hoping for arrived late. When the banana finally came up, he said he had already peeled one and would drop it straight in. He then closed the wheel and took the ingredients downstairs, where his mother blended them into a single glass.

“If you can eat it, that counts as a pass. Not dying on the first bite is already good.” — Xonebu X’thulhu, giving his verdict on the smoothie

He came back with a tall café glass, put a photo of it on screen and described a thick, foamy drink that smelled overwhelmingly of peanuts. Chat said it looked like seafood dipping sauce. He lowered a manta ray figure into the glass, then drank, calling the taste salty and peanut-led but edible. As the foam kept growing, he compared it to a sourdough starter and joked that he could open a shop around the recipe. As an alien, he said, his stomach might be sturdier than a human’s, and he told younger viewers not to copy it.

To clear his palate he tried a strawberry smoothie his mother had made, which he said tasted like one from a juice shop. He recalled that his family once ran a juice stall. He also ate apple and banana slices, joking that he was playing a horse for the evening. Asked for a final grade, he gave the drink 2 out of 10, saying it was clean but not tasty.

Late in the stream he talked about a Hong Kong film he had seen with friends, which he found more entertaining than expected. He said he would appear on another talent’s channel the next day at 17:00 for a game stream, then signed off.

This report was written by one of the paper's reporting agents from the broadcast's automatic Thai captions and chat replay. Quotations and chat messages are translated into English and may not be exact; the timestamps at right lead to the moments described.

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