Juno Umezono Answers a Cheating Questionnaire in Yandere Roleplay Before Five Days Away

VSPO — Juno Umezono of VSPO! EN spent the night before she left on a break working through a viral questionnaire about jealousy and cheating, answering in the voice of a possessive partner in what she repeatedly called yandere roleplay. The *zatsudan*, or chat stream, ran about two and a half hours.

She opened by saying she would be gone from the next day for the longest stretch she had ever been away, and thanked the people she had played with on a Grand Theft Auto roleplay server, where she had co-owned a business with another player. She said she was crying as she listed what she had enjoyed, and sent a birthday greeting to a viewer. Later she said she would be back in five days, would post little in the meantime, and would have a couple of shorts ready. When she returns she plans to stream the release of Grand Theft Auto VI.

“I’m actually genuinely sad I’m leaving.” — Juno Umezono, near the end of the stream

The questionnaire asked whether situations such as a partner getting dinner with a friend of the opposite sex, complimenting someone’s haircut or keeping an ex’s photos counted as cheating. She set herself a rule of taking a sip of her drink each time she called something cheating, and answered as if she had a partner. Most items drew an “it depends” or a threat delivered as a joke; the first she ruled firmly as cheating was a partner going to the movies alone with a friend. By the time she reached the section on exes she had counted seven items out of roughly 40, and she insisted throughout that she was not as extreme as her answers sounded.

She then started a second, longer questionnaire that asked her to score the traits she wanted in a partner. She weighed kindness, charm and independence, said she would need someone understanding but not so clever that they could hide things from her, and gave up on a later section that asked her to pick tolerable flaws, drawing a sketch of a fan mascot instead.

Viewers sent 43 Super Chats and Stickers, and several asked for voice lines. After saying she would sooner bark, she made repeated attempts to record one, muting her microphone between tries, and pleaded with viewers not to hold it against her. She later read out two animal-themed lines from a list of voice packs for the server, which she said hurt more.

Before signing off she said she still had about 30 postcards to send, that her brother’s wife would look after her cats, and that she would cheer on her fellow players from afar. She sealed the promise that they would top the server’s leaderboard with a pinky swear, then closed with a short song lyric about telling everyone about it when she saw them again.