Saeir Alarie Clears One Crime Scene Cleaner DLC Map in 3½ Hours, Plans Weekly Return

FIRST STAGE PRODUCTION — Saeir Alarie, a FIRST STAGE PRODUCTION EN streamer, spent roughly three and a half hours on Thursday cleaning a single map of the Crime Scene Cleaner DLC, then told viewers the game will stay in her weekly rotation. She said each new map is so large that one is all she can fit into a stream.

She opened the stream with a smoothie and a cold that had not fully lifted, saying she still felt lightheaded and had a headache, and she started by chatting about food, headphones and cookware for about an hour. She said she thought this might be the last Crime Scene Cleaner stream, since she had finished the main story last time and had only heard there was DLC. Once the game was running, she found three new jobs waiting from the daughter of the story’s former boss, Big Jim, and concluded there was plenty left. She later noted that the DLC came out in March 2026.

“We don’t have to worry about Crime Scene Cleaner going away anytime soon, especially with how big some of these maps are getting.” — Saeir Alarie, near the end of the stream

The job she took on was a fight venue with a boxing ring, a darts corner, a gaming zone, a bar upstairs and a hidden lair under the floor. She scrubbed bloodstains with two sponges at once, carried bodies off, and hunted for missing furniture scattered across the building. She had to knock a stuck chair loose with billiard balls, and she worked out how to open the ring from above with a key from the maintenance room. A little over two hours in, she took a short break for a soda. Eight bodies later, she cleared the map and learned she had missed two secrets, after finding ones behind the dartboard and in a karaoke room.

Chat spent much of the stream on side topics she raised, among them instant noodles, kimchi, the safety of CPR and whether she would accept a stranger’s offer of money. The stream drew 23 Super Chats, and she thanked the new members and gifted memberships who joined during it.

Looking ahead, Alarie said her series of weekly Crime Scene Cleaner streams will continue, and she is working through other long-running games too, including Final Fantasy XIV, where she is leveling her crafting and gathering jobs ahead of the Evercold expansion. She said she would host her second noodle-eating stream the next day, for viewers 18 and up, and a Portal 2 collaboration with Arel a few hours after this one ended.