Altus Zendoji Learns to Lockpick on Day 3 of District V 2, Though a Full Crime Stays Out of Reach
The streamer closed a day of crashes, a gun-safety quiz and a stalled ATM job by promising a double stream on Saturday.
FIRST STAGE PRODUCTION — Altus Zendoji, a FIRST STAGE PRODUCTION streamer from the agency’s English-language Ravanis generation, ended the third day of the #DistrictV2 roleplay server with a new skill, lockpicking, and no completed crime. “A lot happened today,” Altus said at the close, calling the session the beginnings of a crime and a test run for a heist yet to come.
Altus opened the stream by saying the goal for the day was to commit a crime in District V, even if it was only an ATM job, and by asking chat how everyone had slept. Altus also said a trip to pick up a Zelda Pro Controller, console and game had gone well the day before, though an ocarina accessory had proved impossible to find in Australia.
“We’re starting the beginnings of a crime, okay? We now can lockpick.” — Altus Zendoji, wrapping up the day
Early on, Altus waited as the server loaded after a restart and update. Altus told chat the first download takes a while and that later loads take only 10 to 20 seconds, and joked about calling everyone by their last names as the city assigned numbers. While the server connected, Altus offered chat chips, including flaming hot Doritos.
Later, a gun-safety quiz had the participants laughing as one of them missed several questions in a row. In another scene, a bald man jumped onto a car and the group was thrown out of it. Altus said the two times the seatbelt went unbuckled were the two times Altus flew out of a car, and that lockpicks mean any car can now be taken without long runs across the city. Altus also brandished a $15,000 knife in a hospital lobby.
Altus said the plan for Saturday is another District V session at the usual time, with the grand opening of Soul Sushi, where Altus may work, and hopefully the first heist. Around 8 or 9 p.m. JST, Altus will play Ocarina of Time, making for a stream day of 14 or 15 hours.
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